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For the past few days, I've been on the hunt for a fun and interesting Crew t-shirt. Today I was thinking about how none have topped my buddy's shirt, so I might just have to get one of my own. Oh! And I just realized that I must officially be a part of the crew cult if I find this nerdy stuff funny...
Here's what it says:

Top 10 Reasons Why Rowing is Better Than Sex

10. You can row with minors and not get arrested.
9. You do not have to worry where your oar has been before.
8. Two words: "cox box".
7. You can row with up to seven people at the same time.
6. Your oar will never give you a S.T.D. (except crabs).
5. Female rowers give Head races a new name.
4. Let's face it, it's not.
3. When rowing you have a coach to tell you what you did wrong.
2. After a good hard row, everybody is satisfied.

and number 1.
In rowing, the catch is aggressive, the hands quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard.


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